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By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 20:37 - United States - Mountain Home

Today, I read a seemingly serious article online about giving your smartphone some extra charge by putting it in the microwave for one minute. My phone is now fried. FML

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By Mike - 31/10/2009 04:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my 5 year old daughter figured out how to use the microwave, microwaving my brand new 3G iphone. It was completely wrecked. So was the microwave. FML

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By TBaggins00 - 21/06/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, as I was texting a friend, I was going to warm up some cold pizza. As I got finished with a text I put the pizza in the microwave and set the timer. After the timer ran out, I opened the door and smelled burnt plastic. Turns out phones aren't meant to be in the microwave. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States

Today, I've come to the conclusion that my phone addiction is getting out of control after I typed my PIN code into the microwave. FML

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Cool phone

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 03:30

Today, I put my phone in the fridge to cool it down. Now it's cold, but it won't turn on. FML

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One night

By Anonymous - 25/01/2020 01:00 - Sweden - Ängelholm

Today, I woke up after putting my child to bed. Drowsy, I stumbled down to the kitchen to make a mug cookie. I read a recipe on my phone, and put a knob of butter in a cup to melt in the microwave. I put my phone in the microwave and turned it on for 30 seconds, and didn't realize what I'd done until I smelt burning plastic. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Anonymous - 19/09/2021 00:30 - Australia - Mypolonga

Today, I dropped my phone in the frying pan whilst cooking my steak. I had to rinse off the oil immediately and clean the phone, then had to eat a cold steak. FML

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You deserved it 1 048

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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Shocking!

By Toasted - 29/04/2019 20:00

Today, in an attempt to be frugal, I tried to repair my own sometimes-faulty toaster. Turns out I unplugged the wrong kitchen appliance, which I only discovered by electrocuting myself while pulling it apart. Now it's definitely broken, will need replacing, and I have a burn. FML

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By Quincy_Ethan - 29/08/2014 21:22 - United States - Killeen

Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML

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EmilianaLondon 14

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:09

Sorry but you are the epitome of stupidity.

golden_warrior 23

Tuesday 3 September 2013 0:09

You should put your brain in there to see if you can charge it

Comments

TonyDobiii 5

Monday 18 August 2014 16:22

Did u really think it would work I mean like did u give it a thought or two on whT will happen

agentlilye 10

Thursday 28 August 2014 19:24

Your just lucky it didn't explode

lolzatyourprobz 12

Sunday 31 August 2014 4:26

Where did you find this? The onion?

vesuviusse 4

Friday 19 September 2014 7:02

I feel bad giving a YDI to someone so obviously mentally disabled.

britney26 4

Saturday 22 November 2014 13:52

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

BawsTurtle 7

Sunday 21 December 2014 2:15

How are people so stupid that they would actually try that? Natural selection is coming for you.

tuxedoandex 28

Tuesday 6 January 2015 16:01

Ahh, 4chan.

faisalnasser 13

Sunday 18 January 2015 1:03

Yeah I heard if fry yourself you'll go to heaven.

zombiegirl0145 9

Friday 6 February 2015 3:04

wow. just, wow.

JIMMY_THE_JEW_II 17

Thursday 5 March 2015 5:52

how dumb can one be

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