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By Randomm - 12/12/2019 20:00

Today, I was walking into my school and I saw two girls kissing. Being a lesbian myself, and thinking it would be cute, I winked at them. I guess one of them had a history of cheating with a girl who looked just like me, because her girlfriend came up and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML

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By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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You deserved it 9 158

By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 387

Bad boy

By PicklesMcRaptor - 25/03/2012 11:59 - United States - Miami

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

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Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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You deserved it 1 784

By Anonymous - 03/04/2009 02:33 - United States

Today, I saw a lesbian couple walking through the mall. One of the ladies walked up to me in the middle of the busy mall and started screaming at me about how rude it is to stare, and how we are all equal- straight or not. I was only staring because I'm a lesbian too, and they were hot. FML

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You deserved it 29 913

By zitroskies - 07/10/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was walking out of class when I saw a girl enthusiastically run to her boyfriend, jump on him, and smother him with kisses. I thought to myself "I wish my girlfriend did that." When the girl jumped off and turned around I realized she did, just not to me. FML

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What are you doing?

By Tyler - 25/08/2013 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML

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You deserved it 9 697

So many questions

By Anonymous - 07/04/2011 15:15 - United States

Today, I was walking along when I saw this girl kissing her boyfriend. I thought to myself, "I wish I had a boyfriend like that…" I'm a guy, and straight. At least I thought I was. FML

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You deserved it 14 334

By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 64 685

tounces7 27

Thursday 12 December 2019 21:21

Please save future people a lot of trouble and file an assault and battery case against her. She's clearly an unstable individual and needs to be reigned in ASAP.

Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 12 December 2019 21:20

At that point you press charges, because that level of jealousy turns into domestic abuse or further acts of violence and needs to be stopped.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 12 December 2019 21:20

At that point you press charges, because that level of jealousy turns into domestic abuse or further acts of violence and needs to be stopped.

Sinshine 28

Thursday 12 December 2019 22:02

At that point you press charges because someone freaking punched you in the face for no real reason.

Mungolikecandy 19

Friday 13 December 2019 7:33

A very good point which I should have also added.

tounces7 27

Thursday 12 December 2019 21:21

Please save future people a lot of trouble and file an assault and battery case against her. She's clearly an unstable individual and needs to be reigned in ASAP.

Iamthebanzai22 21

Friday 13 December 2019 5:48

Lay charges. I know it seems a bit harsh, but perhaps the girl who assaulted you needs a reality check so that she can change her approach to emotional threats.

easybree 10

Saturday 18 November 2023 21:53

harsh???

Victoria Juan 5

Friday 13 December 2019 17:42

while that girl was so out of line in punching you, maybe dont wink at strangers, that shit is creepy af. a smile really is all you need.

JackFaire 27

Saturday 14 December 2019 2:54

While her reaction was overboard you were out of line winking at either one of them.

julfunky 29

Wednesday 18 December 2019 3:03

I don’t care what your sexual orientation is, winking at a couple you don’t even know making out is not cute. At all. You didn’t deserve a punch in the face, but take this as a lesson learned.