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By collegegrad - 15/10/2013 15:51 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I read an article about the top 10 worst jobs this year. This list includes my degree and three of my main skills and interests. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 15 October 2013 18:44

Don't let that article dictate your life. Stay positive. They're YOUR interests and you shouldn't regret them.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 15 October 2013 18:45

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board for you. Wait...graphic artist is on that list too. Um, never mind.

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fantasyworld 37

Friday 2 January 2015 4:54

If you enjoy it who cares about what some article says?

sxphysticated 17

Sunday 18 January 2015 18:06

You enjoy doing things others hate! That's a plus. Where you excel, others fail.

carrs2154 9

Wednesday 11 March 2020 23:02

Were you happy with your job before you read this? I'm not understanding why reading this makes you upset. Putting stock in some article you read is ridiculous. ydi

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