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By WayTooMuchFacebook - 04/02/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 04:59 - Canada

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Alisha - 07/08/2012 18:04 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

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By unlucky - 11/12/2014 13:26 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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teresa96706 29

Saturday 4 February 2012 12:00

Facebook addict, gotta learn how to stop looking at rectangular things to "like" and instead; go outside and get fresh air..

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 4 February 2012 11:58

Well you could have commented on them.

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piccalo 4

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:08

**** FACEBOOK

GODert 8

Saturday 4 February 2012 21:27

**** Facebook in the face

suckingatlife 9

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:25

Just because you want to "like" a post or something does not mean you should. For example, my dog died. "Like."

hewiehewell 12

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:40

Don't feel bad my first instinct was to like this FML.

perdix 29

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:44

For me, whenever I read anything, sentences seem incorrect if they don't begin with "Today" and end with "FML."

shizuma_fml 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 14:48

Yup! Someone say my dog die and you probably will like it! Thats something really sucky to do!

pepperlover89 5

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:03

every time I see an FML that's really funny, or so stupid its awesome... I look for a like button. T-T I don't even facebook that often. its just...the 'liking' option is so addicting!

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:11

You know you're addicted to social networks when…

lesah5 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:13

Way to funny. But it true, I read something and my first thought is to LIKE IT

Provi90 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:15

Don't worry. There's a special place for people like you at Facebookers Anonymous, where you'll get the help you need!

withyou_fml 1

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:26

I don't see why this is an FML. My stories are actually bad things that happened to me and hurt my feelings. And it didn't make it on. But this does? FML seriously

b0ngs 7

Saturday 4 February 2012 15:46

I agree, but this is an FML b/c OP realized that shes a facebook addict and thinks in facebook terms.

silentbutfunny 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 19:21

44! You are inbetween a moderated comment and a mod's comment!!! AND YOU HAVE AN EXPOSED BOOBIE AS YOUR PICTURE!!!! O.o *watches from a distance*

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