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By WayTooMuchFacebook - 04/02/2012 05:07 - United States

Today, I read some funny scribblings on a wall in the bathroom stall. My first instinct was to "Like" it. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2022 01:00 - United Kingdom - Sunderland

Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 04:59 - Canada

Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML

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By Alisha - 07/08/2012 18:04 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I visited my mother's new apartment, and found a picture of yours truly hanging above her toilet, and I asked why it was there. She shrugged and said, "Because the thought of you makes me want to take a shit?" FML

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By unlucky - 11/12/2014 13:26 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML

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By beccabooyah - 20/11/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I was using the bathroom and checking Facebook on my phone. As I'm checking my newsfeed, I noticed a new photo upload by my brother. I guess I forgot to properly shut the door to the bathroom, because it's me on the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2015 15:32 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

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By funyfunkid - 22/12/2009 19:18 - United States

Today, I saw a roach on my toilet. I thought it would be funny to pee on it. It jumped out, which scared me; I hit my head on the wall and started bleeding, then I peed all over myself and the wall. FML

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teresa96706 29

Saturday 4 February 2012 12:00

Facebook addict, gotta learn how to stop looking at rectangular things to "like" and instead; go outside and get fresh air..

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 4 February 2012 11:58

Well you could have commented on them.

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dwoody83 0

Saturday 4 February 2012 23:53

I do this all the time with billboards

Punkpoptart1119 20

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:07

Haha. That's awesome.

Shayton 12

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:51

Might as well retweet it too.

K9_TheRedditor 0

Monday 6 February 2012 8:25

Or you could reblog it.

fabienacher 0

Sunday 5 February 2012 5:41

Same!!

FriendlyOtaku 10

Sunday 5 February 2012 16:32

One does not simply "like" funny scribblings in the bathroom stall...

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 6 February 2012 0:28

Then draw a like button & a check next to it Someone'll get a kick out of it and maybe there'll be more likes, you'll start a pathetically awesome trend (or you'll be able to rework it as a statement against fb, either way you're golden)

stability17 0

Monday 6 February 2012 4:40

well at least you didnt verbally "lol"

cetlawizard 15

Monday 6 February 2012 5:42

Too much FB.

Unlucky_Gun 0

Monday 6 February 2012 5:47

Everyone saying OP needs to get out more, get freah air, etc... OP could be out all the time with friends and what not, and can still access Facebook with a smartphone. Ever think of that? Obviously not

Rasmus1990 4

Monday 6 February 2012 6:58

How the h*ll can you call this an FML??

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