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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

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By Dogsbody - 27/05/2019 02:30

Today, I noticed that my dad scolds me in the same tone of voice that he uses to scold our two dogs. Gives a whole new meaning to being treated like a dog. FML

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By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By nerderer - 15/03/2015 14:57 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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By When all else fails, talk to the kitty - 21/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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Friday 15 October 2010 23:37

does he smack you with a rolled up newspaper too?

Stunsz 0

Friday 15 October 2010 23:09

Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?

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FreeWolf_fml 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:56

lolll me too :(

lionofjudah21 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:06

this shud be an fml 4 the dog

fishboy123 7

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:14

can someone explain how this is an fml? op suck it up, just ignore him. dont be a whiny little baby.

bibilovesu 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:26

this is totally a repost

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 8:57

Awwww, sounds like someone wants their tummy rubbed.

psaphier 9

Saturday 16 October 2010 9:14

go fetch me a beer bitch!

MadamGeek 0

Monday 18 October 2010 2:54

Stop taking a wee on the carpet then.

Quinzel_fml 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 0:33

same here

acultangel 3

Wednesday 17 October 2012 3:45

My girlffriend calls me her puppy some times. At times i answer to "good boy" and "bad boy"

teentee401 36

Saturday 1 November 2014 16:31

Then stop ******** on the carpet

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Good boy

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