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By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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Friday 15 October 2010 23:37

does he smack you with a rolled up newspaper too?

Stunsz 0

Friday 15 October 2010 23:09

Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?

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TheDrifter 23

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:10

wincest?

Charlotteeexx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:22

i'd be annoyed..

evilcartman 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:47

haha good call #35 wow person must really be looking for sympathy.

SARSvirus79 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:25

Lol. My mother named me after a dog.. :-S

zun19a 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:30

you must be an idiot

inlove86 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:01

wow that really suck for you

ImCool7 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:40

ydi for spelling realized wrong

ObviouslyJesus 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:22

Well maybe if you weren't as ugly as a dog he wouldn't do that.

cherrycoke789 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:26

hahah read the fml on top of this one and itll make you chuckle

MrWinner 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:26

Bad girl, bad girl. No fml

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