Animals: Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks...

By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised my dad speaks to me the same way he speaks to my dog when she's done something bad. FML

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By Dogsbody - 27/05/2019 02:30

Today, I noticed that my dad scolds me in the same tone of voice that he uses to scold our two dogs. Gives a whole new meaning to being treated like a dog. FML

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By LoveMeMother - 20/09/2018 05:00

Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML

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By Johndoe - 30/10/2021 20:00

Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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By nerderer - 15/03/2015 14:57 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad decided that the best way to alleviate my crippling depression is to talk to me in a baby voice. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By Cecilly2010 - 28/04/2011 15:53

Today, my drunk dad started yelling at my dog for not having a job. FML

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By When all else fails, talk to the kitty - 21/05/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I realized my cat responds to and interacts with me when I talk to her more than my own parents do when I talk to them. Actually, that statement applies to pretty much everyone I know. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2012 00:12 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

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By anonomys - 05/09/2011 19:19 - Canada

Today, my husband compared me to his parents' dog. Why? Because when I sleep, I fart and scare myself awake. Just like his parents' dog. FML

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Friday 15 October 2010 23:37

does he smack you with a rolled up newspaper too?

Stunsz 0

Friday 15 October 2010 23:09

Its not that bad? I mean if it works with the dog why not with you?

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TheDrifter 23

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:10

wincest?

Charlotteeexx 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 1:22

i'd be annoyed..

evilcartman 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 2:47

haha good call #35 wow person must really be looking for sympathy.

SARSvirus79 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:25

Lol. My mother named me after a dog.. :-S

zun19a 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 3:30

you must be an idiot

inlove86 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:01

wow that really suck for you

ImCool7 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 5:40

ydi for spelling realized wrong

ObviouslyJesus 1

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:22

Well maybe if you weren't as ugly as a dog he wouldn't do that.

cherrycoke789 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:26

hahah read the fml on top of this one and itll make you chuckle

MrWinner 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:26

Bad girl, bad girl. No fml

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Same thing different taste

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Good boy

My one true friend

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