By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
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patrikus13 0

lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while

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sparda4355 0

You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0

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patrikus13 0

lmao, just tell him it's a good thing he loves his dog, cuz that's the only place he'll be getting any for a while

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b182link 0

it'd be "I love you, too" not "to" dumbass

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yourWIFEandKIDS 0

My ex-girlfriend used to say "to" not "too" all the time when I texted her -_-

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moleSG 6

Sounds eerily like a friend of mine who obsesses over his dog. If he truly didn't want to say 'I love you' to you, then FYL. If he still loves you, stick at it.

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popoman 0

He does love you. He wasn't talking about an actual dog. He was talking about you, his bitch.

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wildabeast 0

wow, how stupid is he? most people woulda rolled with it, to avoid offending you like that. At least he's honest though

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FBIWarning 0

Dog > Girl, kkthx.

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bestnameright 14

There's a reason dog is man's best friend!

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AkanishiSan 0

lol at the first poster.

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rukusrazor 0

Does he carry this dog in his purse when he's about town?

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couragewolf9001 0

He's obviously into ***********, which would mean he's cheating on you with a dog. Cut him loose.

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sparda4355 0

You two will inevitably break up... his dog will still be there by his side while you're talking crap about him to all of your friends (and probably most of his friends) and posting blogs about him on myspace ridiculing the size of his penis and sexual skills! Dog 1 You 0

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