Love: Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl....

By DDubs - 08/01/2010 03:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 10:00

Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML

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By DSM - 14/03/2009 11:05 - United States

Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML

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By umm yeah no! - 20/08/2021 13:59

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By Oops - 27/08/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I realized that it wasn't my science partner that smelled bad, it was me. How? The guy I have a crush on handed me a stick of deodorant and said, "Please use it." FML

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By allgassedout - 04/01/2015 00:23 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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By tortured - 10/09/2018 15:00

Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML

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By nooneinparticular - 21/05/2020 08:00

Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML

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plethora 3

Friday 8 January 2010 9:30

If you're so into her, and she's so amazing, you should be able to have a mature conversation about it without insulting her.

jair_lhao 0

Friday 8 January 2010 9:29

eww, give her a "friendly basket" fill with deo soap perfume and everything that smells nice she will be greatfull an might use it so she won't hurt your feelings lol if she dosent use it then ask her about it. if not then stick a car deo on her back when she's not looking lol

Comments

Megaemochick100 0

Sunday 21 April 2013 5:48

Don't tell her she stinks but maybe buy her some perfume and tell her you really like the smell of it. She might wear it for you and then problem solved.

Yeliab333 20

Friday 20 December 2013 15:29

Tell her.

ForeverJasmine 26

Thursday 25 December 2014 20:32

Just tell her she should shower more often lol

fanta_zero 1

Monday 4 May 2015 18:28

Whats the girls name?

apineapple 40

Wednesday 22 July 2015 17:59

I can't believe this FML is 5 years old by now. Maybe they got together and solved the issue. Or maybe he found another. A lot can happen in 5 years.

fmlhernebay 0

Thursday 6 April 2017 11:52

Easily fixable

xxWTFxx1981 23

Saturday 27 April 2019 15:47

My wife can't use regular deodorant because she is allergic to aluminium I helped her find a strong enough deodorant that didn't have aluminium problem solved... Point being if you like her talk to her and see if there is a problem you can help with...