By Hollzbananza - 11/07/2015 14:30 - Australia

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Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML
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Hollzbananza 15

To answer some of the questions... Firstly, it's not like I cry every day.. we have been together for almost 4 years so he's seen me cry quite a bit over time. It's easy to notice when he's sitting in front of me or hugging me to console me. And if we're all being honest, sometimes it's just obvious that someone has a boner. My initial reaction was to be shocked and angrily ask if he likes to see me in pain but it's kind of hilarious when I'm not actually upset and crying. I agree that I don't think it's because he's trying to take advantage of me. Boners can have a mind of their own, and it could be an intimacy thing I guess since he's caring and always comforts me when I cry. Who knows... Thanks for the laughs, I enjoyed reading the comments :)

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jayyboi2010 17

how much did you have to cry to figure that out?

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Comments

DeviousDreamer 13

Sounds like your boyfriend could be a Dacryphiliac (a person who gains sexual pleasure from another person's crying or emotional distress), there's an Australian movie called The Little Death that showcases this and other lesser known kinks in a humorous manner. (Although I have to warn you the ending is a tad abrupt)

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fmyhardon 16

I bet he watches a lot of Japanese ****. For those that don't know the jap girls (in ****) are always making this crying/whining sounds while they're getting banged. Personally I find it super annoying. Please don't take this as racist or generalizing. I know my **** and this is a well known "thing"

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Tannasgh 22

Female tears are a powerful aphrodisiac

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