By notsuperstitious - 24/01/2013 16:37 - Finland

Today, I realised that my friend hasn't spoken to me for a week. A week ago I politely explained to her that I really don't believe in horoscopes, and asked her at the time to stop systematically using my star-sign to explain my behaviour. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 117
You deserved it 4 773

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notsuperstitious 2

Sorry for my english, it isn't my first language. I actually WAS polite, I said something like "I understand that horoscopes are important to you, but I really don't share the same view. So I would appreciate if you didn't mention it so often-if I am being a bitch, could you just say so and not say, "all scorpions do that"? And yeah, I'm not that sorry for losing a friend,as she apparently values her superstitions over me, I'm just pissed off, (O.P.)

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Top comments

MrClean17 15

Did your horoscope say that would happen?

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Bluekaren16 19

Do the opposite of what the horoscopes say so she can stop believing too.

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buckdharma 36

You see op, that's because you're a Aries and your friend is a Libra, which makes you incompatible. But don't fret because today is your lucky day! Use the'' your life sucks'' #, divided by your ''you deserve it'' #, to find your ''lucky #."

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jamnglamgirlie 17

I'm not gonna lie, I do read my horoscope in magazines, but I don't believe it. I believe in the Chinese zodiac and blood types because they tend to be more accurate to people's personalities.

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rattusrattus 18

So, A AB, B, O - four groups, each with a rhesus positive and negative. This is going to be more accurate when is meant to apply to 12.5% of the population than ones that are meant to apply to only 8.3333...% of the population? Really? Really???

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Pleonasm 35

Yes, I too believe that the only way to truly know someone is by the antigens on their red blood cells. They do not lie.

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gc327072 30

52- I like B+ and I cannot lie.... Them other brothers can't deny...

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dontpanic_fml 32

Who doesn't first immediately determine a potential interest's blood type when, say, flirting at a bar? I B Positive that I see you in my future!

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Enslaved 36

I was once told that all water signs are compulsive liars. I'm a fire sign. Am I lying???

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perdix 29

#31, I'm an Aquarius and that's not a water sign. "Aqua" is Latin for "water." What the hell?!?!?!

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Werken247 14

My horoscope says you're lying, my tarot cards say you're telling the truth, my fortune cookie says I don't give a shit... I'm gonna go with the fortune cookie on this one. Besides, everyone loves cookies!

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perdix 29

#34, everyone who remembers to turn on the oven to bake them, that is. You never hear about a bunch of girls, sitting around in their pajamas eating fortune cookie dough. I think I just started writing the script of the next big porno!

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Werken247 14

I think you're on to something Perdix! Girls Gone Wild- Cookie Dough Edition!

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Pleonasm 35

Perdix your title will need a cheesy pun that doubles as double entendre. Call me if you need me.

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perdix 29

Thanks, but the working title is "The Fortunate Dough-Boy." The plot thickens when the girls tire of playing with the dough and call an oven repairman to heat things up. A distinguished middle-aged gentlemen shows up sporting the tools that delight all of the girls . . . No, thank you, Pleo, I've got the role of oven repairman cast ;)

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Pleonasm 35

Who is the swine that took my role! I demand answers, retribution and compensation in dough!

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perdix 29

#74, that would be me, of course. I could send you the spent dough after the girls pound it into submission, or I could hire you to be their fluffer dude. Your job will be doing whatever it takes to keep the girls ready for their scenes with the on-camera talent.

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Pleonasm 35

Sounds demeaning! What exactly are they doing with the dough? If you want I will be the guy who decides which girls to cast, you know, backroom casting.

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perdix 29

Oh, it is demeaning. If I told you, either you'd find it too disgusting or you'd be WAY into it!

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EvilUndead 9

Unless you were really rude to her, If belief in horoscopes is more important for her than you, she isn't really a good friend.

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onorexveritas 23

Did the stars help you realize this?

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Pleonasm 35

Noooo this was supposed to be a reply...

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sesor 7

As long as you were polite I don't see why she should have a problem... Maybe look up her horoscope and send her a message explaining why she's behaving this way ;)

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buckdharma 36

When you believe in things that you don't understand Then you suffer Superstition ain't the way

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Ponponpon_fml 5

You probably asked her to stop due to tension brought on by the alignment of the planets. Also, aliens.

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fortunelady 15

Horoscopes are awful. Especially the incredibly generic ones- so that people can say "Oh wow, that totally came true!" "My horoscope was SO accurate today it's scary." "Really?," scanning the page, "So you had a tough day in work and are possibly worried about money?" "Yes-AND there may be something good on the horizon if I'm open to new possibilities." Shocking revelations.

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