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By pain - 26/02/2010 10:23 - Japan

Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML

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By Oops - 18/11/2018 21:00 - United States

Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML

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Nervous?

By Anonymous - 28/02/2015 14:16 - Denmark - Nørresundby

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

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By fun - 16/06/2013 04:54 - United States

Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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By DutchOven - 04/07/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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By ekoblick - 17/06/2011 04:34 - United States

Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML

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Classy

By 1234 - 11/07/2009 16:41 - Canada

Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML

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By whatevershit - 13/05/2012 06:28 - United States - Theodore

Today, it was my wedding day. The best part was when we were taking photos and I threw up on my dress. At least the pictures were outside. FML

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By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

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Friday 26 February 2010 16:07

you should post the video, it'll make you famous

creepermagnet 0

Friday 26 February 2010 16:10

Well, that's just a shitty situation ;)

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sucker11 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:40

wow

avarik 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 8:55

omfg

Blackiechan85 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 9:19

OH MY GOD.

un_sexi_lexi 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 11:10

guess you will find out if he truely loves you.

emseeaich 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 22:16

spelled altAr wrong poopface

scarletdragonfly 5

Monday 1 March 2010 2:26

Made my frickin day, and the picture makes it better. ^^

heyxiitsxdru 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 1:13

sounds fake

XxFA1LxX 4

Monday 19 April 2010 6:00

my bowels say my vows.

user1101 0

Saturday 24 April 2010 15:13

i smell shit. i mean, i bet this is fake.

mangochicxx 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 3:02

omg that's horrible! So sorry

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Same thing different taste

Nervous?

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