Work: Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I...

By Forgotton - 01/08/2009 23:10 - Canada

Today, I realized how invisible/forgettable I am. At work, I went to ask my supervisor what I was working on today. My supervisor admitted that he forgot I was working today. My supervisor is my brother. We drove to work together this morning. FML

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By invisible - 18/03/2016 10:42 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I realized how invisible I am when our professor was showing us that he knows the names of all the students in our class. When he reached me, he just smiled at me and skipped to the person next to me. I took 3 courses with this guy yet I'm the only one he didn't know the name of. FML

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By sparkrok - 06/03/2014 00:36 - United States - Puyallup

Today, at work, I was standing around, doing nothing. When my coworker pointed this out, I laughed and said, "It's okay, I'm training for a supervisor position!" Guess who was standing right behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2010 05:08 - United States

Today, at work, I was called into the office by my supervisor, on whom I have a massive crush. He called me in to get my password to make some adjustments on my work account and asked me what my password was. I had to hold eye contact with him and tell him my password is his full name. FML

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By KBBL - 12/03/2014 16:02 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, at a staff meeting, our boss sighed and asked why I'm always in the meetings instead of my co-worker. I reminded him that it's because I'm the department supervisor, not my co-worker. He wouldn't believe me until he saw it for himself in our personnel files. FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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By lonergirl - 18/02/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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By MissedTheBoat - 14/04/2013 07:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2023 11:00 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, at the office, my boss lectured me for being two minutes late for work, even though yesterday I worked on my lunch break because she needed my help. important to mention: my boss is my sister. FML

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By tmi4me - 26/05/2015 03:50 - United States

Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML

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Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:06

Well i guess you get paid when you are invisible for doing nothing. awesome

DoMeBaby 1

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:04

Get a bright tie or some neon sneakers dude! At least try to be noticedseenunforgettable

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lunchmeat317 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 5:27

What? That doesn't mean you're forgettable or invisible. He's your BROTHER, dude. He's supposed to not care about you.

SoFaded80 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 1:02

lol, exactly

maddiey2014 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:45

what an ass

hbbs93 6

Thursday 11 August 2011 10:06

Sounds like it's his problem he can't remember shit not yours.

rcbarnes 24

Saturday 25 February 2012 10:23

OP should milk the situation, too.

evanedwards85 6

Sunday 21 August 2011 7:12

don't worry that just means ur brothers ******* retarded

momo8896 4

Monday 11 March 2013 7:26

Totally understand this. It's me too!

aquaticmammal624 12

Tuesday 14 January 2014 13:15

What an awesome skill to have! Apply immediately for a job at the NSA!

telli164 30

Sunday 9 March 2014 12:47

That's ******. Start being really loud so people will never forget you're there :P

cwl727 32

Tuesday 25 March 2014 23:45

I would forget to drive him home.

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