By taroschain - 30/07/2016 21:19 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I realized I got more birthday wishes from people checking my ID for alcohol purchases than from friends. FML
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Huh, didn't think this would make it. Neat. Thanks for the birthday wishes! To clear a few things up: 1. I started getting birthday wishes from ID checkers a week before my birthday and for a few days after, during which time I went on a couple beer runs for my roommate, bought a bottle of wine for a family dinner, had a weekly girls' night out with some coworkers and, yes, went barhopping with a friend on the day of. 2. I only got Facebook because my college required it and didn't bother filling in the information other than schooling. 3. I'm not one of those people who reminds everyone about their birthday five times a day for two weeks, and I track friends' birthdays on my iPod calendar. Also, I'm a bit of a workaholic and tend to forget events if they don't affect my work schedule (thus the calendar) and didn't actually realize my birthday was coming up until it was mentioned on one of said aforementioned beer runs. 4. Partly due to a lack of FB and other social networking, most of my friends are either from work or people I was really close to in high school and chose to keep in contact with via phone or e-mail (I'm an old person in a 25-year old body. I knit too!). Also guildmates, but I don't think that counts. Hope this helps!

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fotomiep 7

Maybe it's time to buy less alcohol?

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For your sake, I hope you were bar hopping like a madman and instead of making a stop at the corner liquor store for a bottle of Boonesfarm.

cheshireau 26

Happy birthday! I get more Birthday wishes from all the loyalty programs I'm signed to.

Well it's no wonder you haven't been getting any birthday wishes from friends. Alcohol can't talk.

That sucks OP, happy birthday though!

It was my birthday on the 30th too! Happy birthday!!!!!

Sometimes FMLs need a backstory. Everyones like oh ill be your friend OP but OP might just be a shit person. If no one cares about your birthday maybe FYL but also do some deep thinking about if you treat people right.

I consider myself a connoisseur of sarcasm and dickery, but most of friends have similar credentials, so it works out.

Hey man! Happy bday! Btw, my bday was yesterday and none of my friends wished me a happy bday ?? so, I know how you feel op!

The question marks were supposed to be emojis :p I guess it changed it :p