Intimacy: Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world....

By jasmine - 23/02/2010 16:48 - United States

Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, being on my boyfriend's street bike for ten minutes gave me an orgasm. My boyfriend of three years, who constantly tries so hard to get me to, has never given me an orgasm. FML

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By BustedEgo - 23/03/2014 05:31 - United States - Norway

Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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Keep on going!

By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 02:07 - United States - Lincolnton

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd never made a girl orgasm. I didn't think much of it until he decided to go down on me. Every time he got me close to orgasm, he'd stop and ask, "Are you about to come?" or "Does that feel good?" Now I can see why he's never made a girl orgasm. FML

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Good question

By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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Communication breakdown

By Jen - 20/03/2012 05:11 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, my new boyfriend asked why it takes me so long to reach orgasm. I didn't have the heart to tell him that he's never even given me one. FML

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Anticlimactic

By Ray - 31/12/2020 16:58

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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By Unsatisfied - 16/12/2009 06:15 - Canada

Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML

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mudd 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:04

give him some instructions!

ThatOneAdamKid24 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 20:08

hardly an fml sorry. you have a great boyfriend, sex is only a by product of a relationship. it shouldn't be that important. plus it can be fixed, try new positions, toys, there are plenty of solutions.

Comments

Narelon 12

Thursday 30 May 2013 11:58

So? Go use a shower head or something.

littlexlune 16

Saturday 27 July 2013 20:30

Show him how.

jmw24 8

Saturday 21 September 2013 18:01

two and a half years and you have never given him any direction or pointers? you only have yourself to blame!

lollipopisicle 9

Saturday 17 May 2014 20:14

Oh please if he's amazing and everything you want him to be this shouldn't matter. Besides orgasming is hard so leave the poor guy alone and buy yourself some toys

elizacandle 29

Saturday 4 October 2014 19:46

tell him! let him know you love him( if you do) and let him know that you really want to ****** with him and what he could.be doing differently, longer, new things you can try...etc.

acke01 14

Tuesday 25 November 2014 23:49

At least you've got a boyfriend

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Monday 12 January 2015 4:08

A relationship isn't all about sex, get over it

bleedingglitter 24

Tuesday 24 February 2015 7:14

I had the same issue with my husband. We've tried a lot of things, bought him books, watched videos... I even went to the doctor who told me it has to do a lot with your pain threshold. If you have a high pain tolerance you are les sensitive and it makes it harder to get off. We learned it just takes a long time and some creative foreplay. Needless to say we don't get me off every time but it is always fun.