By Unsatisfied - 16/12/2009 06:15 - Canada

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Today, I found the only man who hates sex. He's my boyfriend. FML
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mawoo_fml 0

I hate any sex that doesn't include toothpicks, aprecotts and at least 1 goat sacrifice

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Ferdinard 0

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

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redsox4021 0

mmmmmmhm just a guess... HE'S A HOMOSEXUAL or YoU NEED TO DROP WEIGHT

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TheBrianWing 0

maybe he just doesn't wanna f*ck you?

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sskarma23 9

if you really are attractive your boyfriend is an idiot

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1two3four5six 23

so he's asexual. get over it, it's not like it's his fault he doesn't like it.

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metalmusic 0

He could be gay and suppressing it. So yeah, it's possible, #2.

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GhostTanker 13

Hey, I'm a straight male and I don't need sex. I don't hate sex, I just find more enjoyment with being with my girl. If I can get her to smile and enjoy herself, I'm happy.

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smurfer 0

did u ask urself why he hates it?

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v1kt4r 13

forget that, 2 things she needs to clarify 1. Is she sure she has a boyfriend or is she referring to the Edward Cullen look alike in her mind? 2. Is her boyfriend really a guy or s/he the "man" in their lesbian relationship bottomline either he doesn't exist or s/he cant get it up

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Rellich 0

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lotrgeek 10

No it's not... I'm dating one of those too.

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minamail25 7

I'm with a guy who had sex and said it hurts to much. He crys everytime we try. Last time we had to go to the dr because he couldn't stand the pain.

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SilverWarrior 7

Asexuality is a thing

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adrianlives702 0

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Ferdinard 0

then you find him in bed with a guy an he says, "I said I hate it with girls!"

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dex_ter 0

WTF.... I think people just write wht ever they Want...

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