Today, I realized I'm stuck in a country that will scrutinize... - FML

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By ass - 07/04/2023 07:35

Today, I realized I'm stuck in a country that will scrutinize the very citizenship of a black president, but a white president can commit literal treason with no legal repercussions. If I could afford it, I'd move somewhere else. FML

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seaservaldood 3

Sunday 18 June 2023 14:06

If you’re talking about who I think you’re talking about. He was arraigned, and read what he’s being charged with. nothing further has been said, but apparently he’s being charged on 31 accounts. I was too lazy to read what cause I don’t care about him, or what he does.

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seaservaldood 3

Sunday 18 June 2023 14:06

If you’re talking about who I think you’re talking about. He was arraigned, and read what he’s being charged with. nothing further has been said, but apparently he’s being charged on 31 accounts. I was too lazy to read what cause I don’t care about him, or what he does.

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