Intimacy: Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend... - FML

By ericabearr - 18/11/2013 20:14 - United States - Nacogdoches

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Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

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ericabearr 10

Wednesday 20 November 2013 8:07

Yes I am aware that "that's what they're there for." I personally do not want them there. They make me self conscious. I'm choosing to go to the gym on my own and not for my boyfriend. He tells me I'm beautiful regardless of how I feel about myself. Maybe he can fun something new to grab onto though! Haha! Thanks for the comments though y'all! :)

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Kain713 14

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:36

That's what they're for....

Bevspeaks 11

Tuesday 19 November 2013 0:37

That's why their called "love handles", but if you feel the need to improve your body, do it because you want to, not because you have to

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Capt_Colorz 8

Saturday 15 February 2014 17:33

Its just more cushin for the pushin ;)

awshittyshit 7

Tuesday 15 April 2014 8:25

at least you're getting some

daemonsparta 16

Monday 29 June 2015 14:33

what if he likes your love handles?

NorthStars 6

Wednesday 4 November 2015 4:56

get in shape , no One likes fat girls

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