Money: Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having...

By robbed - 14/10/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, I realized I was happy because we finally started having friends come visit us after months of not having company. I also realized that our secret stash of money was stolen last night while we had company. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By skiergal98 - 18/08/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML

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By pumboc - 24/06/2013 05:38 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, I thought I was home alone. Likewise, my visiting grandfather thought he was alone. You can imagine the mutual surprise when I caught him stealing money from my sister's bedroom. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

Today, I was robbed while recovering from a robbery. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/07/2009 17:16 - United States

Today, I left a note on the kitchen table saying to leave the door unlocked because I lost my key. I come home to find our house ransacked and robbed. Minutes later, I found my key. In my pocket. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By BedazzledAlpaca - 08/12/2014 05:03 - United States - Englewood

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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psuboy 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:04

I think you need to find some better friends

FFML_314 11

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:08

Little do you know, it was your husband.

Comments

Mylees 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:32

I hope your money wasnt stolen sometimes I make assumption but missing stuff are found later.. let's have some hopes on human beings...

amazinemo578 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:36

use a bank, bro

Hard_Luck_Aussie 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:47

know the feeling we had a break in in sept and the Assholes stole $15k worth of stuff

MakeAScene 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 9:53

..That's why we have safes and banks so this doesn't happen. YDI.

Qluz 3

Thursday 14 October 2010 10:17

I usually hide my money in a secret closet; Narnia my friend.

DLTsandwich 5

Thursday 14 October 2010 10:29

Your friends suck, and apparently, so do your hiding places. :(

Jimboom 11

Thursday 14 October 2010 10:46

Learn to hide things better. And get some better friends... or you know, pad them down before you let them leave. Either way.

sasonzal 4

Thursday 14 October 2010 10:51

you relaized you were happy?couldn't you just write your happy you had company over?people on fml n mlia use the words I realized and I learned way to many times,I think it had somthing to do with having to start with today