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Same thing different taste
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Who?
"shit winds are a comin'" well 2 things she has good taste and now you know who to hide booze from instead of wondering where it went
thats because your not canadian but if op read it theyd all understand.
Its from trailer park boys. Definitely a canadian classic
I'm Canadian. Still have no idea what he meant.
Trailer park boys is amazing. You don't have to be Canadian to appreciate that. I AM the liquor Julian!
What a bitch.
I'm not surprised. After your girlfriend's drunken sex episode, I thought you would be happy too. I guess that 'walk of shame' wasn't as shameful as we thought, huh?
You can't always connect two separate FMLs together.
Apparently not, as I'm willing to bet that the majority of people that thumbed me down didn't even know it was an FML reference.
Well I noticed, but the joining of the two sucked.
Oh, I'm not saying it was funny. I'm not even saying it was good. I'm just saying I doubt many people got it. Glad at least some of you did, though. And of you didn't like it, there's a button for that. Feel free to use it.
they did...
No, I meant thumb me down and leave it at that, not thumb me down and comment "ERH MERH GERHD, UR COMMENT SUCKED!" ...but this isn't getting me anywhere, so I'm just going to shut up now. Carry on.
Yeah I got the reference, it needed a thumb down.
People can't make references to other FML's now? God some people in this world. Take every opportunity they can to attempt and make someone feel bad. It appalls me. You all disgust me
74 - Stop licking ass, it was a terrible reference. Everyone is equal here and that reference would suck no matter who posted it.
74- You're a hypocrite. You criticize these people for making ManInTheMachine feel bad, while saying that you are appalled and disgusted by them, thus insulting them and possibly making them feel bad. Think before you try to make yourself seem like a saint by belittling others.
Or with her mother. haha ):
Or neither, if he isn't confrontational. haha
or with the girlfriend's father along, if it was an intervention!
At least you found out right away.
Time to get those bottles back. Steal them back and make a point of telling her she's a thieving bitch.
not the most mature way to go about it 39!
Well maybe she shouldn't be a thieving bitch.
"Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! EVERYBODY!!!"
Not for OP, only the mother in-law.
42-- They're not married yet.
Blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol.
Well, on the bright side, you know what to get her mother for Christmas? Put a bell on the cabinet, so when her mother is over and it's opened you can hear it. (: ahaha.
Or a lock? :) just a suggestion OP
I actually originally put lock as well, but I feel to get some alcohol that might be either a bit too tedious or a bit too difficult if you're drunk by that point. haha! Bell seems easier, and you can detach it and reattach for each motherly visit. haha. We all have to be a little sneaky time to time.
I guess thought she needed it more than you. Personally I hate thieves. Talk to your girlfriend. I just hope we don't see another fml about how you accused your girlfriend's mom of stealing and then figured out you just put your liquor in a different spot.
Seems like mommy has a little secret..
Eeyup.
Ratchet ass females
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What a bitch.
"Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! EVERYBODY!!!"