Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen...

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By manutdlol - 13/12/2009 06:15 - Malaysia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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By Noname - 09/01/2009 05:18 - France

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

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By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

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By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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F*ck the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Thursday 4 February 2010 1:19

That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.

saranottelling 7

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:04

You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!

Comments

Aggriken 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 20:36

buddy, you're a boy make a big noise playing in the street gonna be a big man some day got blood on your face big disgrace kicking your can all over the place sayin....

agentoreo 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 23:31

It's people like you, that cause girls to be insecure. Shame on you.

PieterDB 1

Friday 5 February 2010 0:00

Damn thats nasty :D But talk about it with her.

ford_f250 0

Friday 5 February 2010 2:41

she's Italian dude if u dnt like it send her my way

ChicaNegro96 1

Friday 5 February 2010 4:48

you're a jerk. she probably has more hair because she's been shaving it to be sexy for you and just forgot...

stormin972 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:27

Chewbacca. rrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuugggggg

ndiesal 0

Friday 5 February 2010 5:49

Yeah, FYL. You should make her shave. LOL

spank_my_toaster 0

Friday 5 February 2010 10:26

why would she shave, then it would come back thicker and tons more.

acqua_suisse 0

Friday 5 February 2010 16:42

Yeah...that doesn't happen. Shaving doesnt make hair thicker or spontaniously generate more of it: what happens is that the top of the hair feels thinner when it is longer from wear, whereas after shaving it is blunt.