Miscellaneous: Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen...

By cogu - 03/02/2010 19:34 - France

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

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By manutdlol - 13/12/2009 06:15 - Malaysia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML

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Fuzzy logic

By It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still - 07/09/2024 18:00 - United States - New York

Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML

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You deserved it 85

By Baldy - 03/04/2011 09:16 - New Zealand

Today, my wife told me that she was leaving me for someone with more hair. FML

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You deserved it 4 765

By Anonymous - 16/11/2014 01:22 - United States - Mexico

Today, my boyfriend and I compared our No Shave November body hair. This is how I found out that my legs are hairier than his. FML

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You deserved it 7 969

By Noname - 09/01/2009 05:18 - France

Today, like every month, the beautician spent 10 minutes removing the hairs from my stomach. I'm a girl. FML

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You deserved it 2 826

By x - 12/11/2012 02:16 - United States - Lake Placid

Today, I finally met the girl I've been talking to on phone for a while and found her charming in person as well. There's just one problem: she has more facial hair than I do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 564

You deserved it 6 603

By Hairy_Potter - 23/01/2014 17:13 - Brazil - S?o Paulo

Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML

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You deserved it 3 931

By Kay - 23/02/2010 20:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML

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You deserved it 3 305

F*ck the patriarchy

By Anonymous - 20/12/2020 19:58

Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML

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You deserved it 1 094

By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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You deserved it 6 062

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Thursday 4 February 2010 1:19

That's not really gross, silly people. Girls are genetically programmed to have more hair than boys. Would you rather she shave and have a prickly belly? I doubt it.

saranottelling 7

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:04

You guys don't get this post at all. Clearly, the man is a hairless freak of nature and the small amount of hair on his girlfriend's abdomen makes him feel the acknowledgment is "FML worthy." I'm sorry freaky hairless man! You deserve a cookie!

Comments

blackmessiah 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:32

dump that piece of shit woMAN u call a girlfriend

SettoFail 9

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:41

Im gonna sound really stupid, buy where's the abdomen?

pandabear948756 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 16:40

Your chest stomach and back.

bulll_crap 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:45

that's gross

psyco5000 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:50

WTF is an abdonim?? can u just say cooch pussy or ass or something?? ******* nerd prob doesn't even have a gf or she's ******* gross and super butch

KingHumanity 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:54

Your "abdonim" is pretty far away from the pussy or ass. Grow a brain and get your face out of your ass.

shekezim 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:09

sir are you dating Sasquatch?

tcbailey 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:11

how about you post something like this on FML when the bitch grows a beard!!!! Otherwise there is no known fact among us to judge! I'm just saying....