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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 16:10 - United States

Today, I realized my self confidence is based on the amount of "likes" I have on my Facebook statuses. FML

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By notliked - 01/10/2009 10:33 - United States

Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML

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By Baileyy - 01/03/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, while pensively thinking up my next awesome Facebook status over dinner, I finally came to the conclusion that I need to get a life. FML

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By pottie69 - 07/09/2011 05:23 - United States

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, to give the illusion that I have friends, I wrote an outrageous status on Facebook, and then pretended it was the result of a friend hacking my page, all in the hope that it would get comments, likes, or at least some attention. Nothing happened. FML

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By why they bomb - 09/03/2015 06:01 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML

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Reset my life

By Username - 17/05/2011 04:05

Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Discouraged - 06/01/2015 20:36 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, my brother admitted that he decides whether he will date a girl or not based on the number of likes she gets on her selfies. We share the same blood. FML

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By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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Top comments

cradle6 13

Monday 16 January 2012 19:00

So you don't like your own posts? Remember, the first step is liking you(r Facebook posts).

thatshot808 6

Monday 16 January 2012 19:07

Liking your own status is like giving yourself a high five

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angery191 4

Monday 16 January 2012 19:22

funny.. should fix that.

Indigo14 6

Monday 16 January 2012 19:23

You should really reconsider having a facebook then. Your self confidence shouldn't come from a website! What if facebook dies one day, what would you do then?

mrnieto1894 0

Monday 16 January 2012 19:26

Jesus, that's pathetic.

lajaynay 15

Monday 16 January 2012 19:31

That's sad. You need a better hobby.

gingerninjadude 8

Monday 16 January 2012 19:31

Dw I'm the same!!! :)

quite_bored 9

Monday 16 January 2012 19:34

Did every teen in the world write this FML?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 16 January 2012 22:36

Not this teen.

arp427 3

Monday 16 January 2012 19:35

You and thousands of other facebook users.

NomNomMuffin 5

Monday 16 January 2012 19:36

*Dislike*

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Tuesday 17 January 2012 1:42

You hipster.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 16 January 2012 19:37

Too many Facebook posts lately.

Swanky_Panky 2

Monday 16 January 2012 19:38

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