Love: Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone... - FML

By hesaidwhat - 15/01/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, I checked my Facebook notifications to see that someone likes my new single status. My ex. FML

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By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2012 21:52 - United States

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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By klv8 - 07/02/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook to realize that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML

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By dumped - 01/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Memories that hurt

By ruinedmoment - 24/02/2011 06:20 - United States

Today, I was looking at an old post between my ex and me on Facebook. Everything I was reading was adorable. Just as I was reminiscing about the great relationship we had, I look to the right of the screen to see the girl he cheated on me with in "People you may know." Thanks Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2019 18:00

Today, I came home from work and turned on the computer. I logged onto Facebook and saw I had a bunch of notifications. Turns out, everyone on Facebook knew I was single before I did. FML

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null_fml 11

Friday 15 January 2010 12:37

You know what? If your best friend "liked" your single status, that might be a bad thing. If your mom "liked" your single status, that would probably be a bad thing. But your ex? THAT'S MUNDANE!

gecko13 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:23

take him off your friends list....

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dante0220 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:17

LMFAO

NoWayLady 13

Tuesday 6 April 2010 6:58

lmfao oh my

gearsawar2 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:19

lol

kizz_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:20

That's funny XD

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:20

Ouch. :X

Kylias 6

Friday 15 January 2010 12:21

No shit.

weirdowithsocks 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 1:01

thats what i said...like isnt it obvious that your ex would like that your single cause they are the reason that your single in the first place!

gecko13 0

Friday 15 January 2010 12:23

take him off your friends list....

Pimpshine99 0

Friday 9 July 2010 21:38

What if they've just liked you for awhile and couldn't tell you cuz u wer in a relationship?

null_fml 11

Friday 15 January 2010 12:37

You know what? If your best friend "liked" your single status, that might be a bad thing. If your mom "liked" your single status, that would probably be a bad thing. But your ex? THAT'S MUNDANE!

Cruth 2

Friday 15 January 2010 12:40

atleast u still have contact xD

24788 6

Friday 15 January 2010 12:44

Yawn again... Go outside and meet people.

gymtanlaundry 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 18:50

win @ your comment and ur pic ;)

catatonicsleep 17

Friday 15 January 2010 12:47

well he would like the fact that he's not with you anymore if he split up with you

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