I'll bet when you get down to the bare metal, it leads to some entertaining dancing. Something like The Elaine, perhaps?

hhh this is a funny fml hhh made my day, I can't get the image out of my mind hh lol

... Dafuq did I just read?

You must be a real live wire at parties.

You and my bunnies would get on like a house on fire.

It wasn't my dog that chewed the Xmas tree it was drunk op!

It also depends on what you drink. Wine makes you silly and fall in love with the world (and by then, it's no longer--A Small World). Beer makes you pee all night and you'll get mad that you wore those hard to take down button fly jeans! And Tequila makes you regret you didn't read the "Girls Gone Wild" fine print before you flashed your ****. :P

Simple fix...don't get drunk anymore. If you can't control your behavior, then what ever you're doing (like drinking or drugs)..it's obvious that is NOT the thing for you to do...common sense: 1 You (so far): 0...lets try to change this score & in the process save your life from electrocution...that is, unless maybe you think "shock" therapy might help...if that's the case please let a trained professional administer the "shocks".

Well I cry and inappropriately grope people, think yourself lucky. I'd rather that.

I bet you are gonna have a shocking experience and your not to bright on chewing on electrical cords