By almostkilledmyself - 29/12/2012 07:30 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML
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tehaustiebear 34

That's pretty... Shocking.

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80skid 15

In your case, you should probably stop drinking.

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micahdunk 13

Just wait it will be christmas lights next and you will be the cat from the movie, "Christmas Vacation."

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CharresBarkrey 15

Not quite yet, as OP is still alive. But soon, I'm betting!

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buckdharma 37

Don't worry op, when you do find someone, I'm sure you'll light up her life. In the meantime, crank up the AC/DC and stick to the 420, not the 220.

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Twisted_Angel 17

rodent mode activated [√]

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

It sounds like you were intentionally trying to get drunk so you had an excuse to make out with random people and dance around like an idiot. Instead, you chewed on electrical cords like a rodent. YDI for getting drunk whether you had a reason to or not (and I find wanting to make out with people while drink an invalid excuse).

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CharresBarkrey 15

Interesting. It does kind of sound like that from the way it's worded.

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