By almostkilledmyself - 29/12/2012 07:30 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML
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tehaustiebear 34

That's pretty... Shocking.

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strawberrywine22 30

Is this one of those "if dogs could type, this is what they'd say" things...? Cause if not, maybe you shouldn't drink.

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WizardJeremy 13

Maybe you were hungry? or pretending to be a rat?

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mine747 12

we had a dog that did that once and he learned his lesson.

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tj5810 21

There's still time to romance the electric cords, OP.

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buckdharma 37

Keep making out with electrical cords and you too will be dancing.

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Kalipczo 21

Unplug everything before you decide to get drunk ;P

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assm1234 11

I really hope this isn't a regular occurance.

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