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He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!
Excuse me for the dumb question, but what is a seven exactly..?
How you rate someone on a scale from 1-10!
Honestly a seven is the best in my opinion.
Because getting into lower digits, and it isn't hittable. But any higher, then she most likely *knows* she's a 8-9-10 and acts accordingly. Self absorbed, vain, stuck up and generally a "I-know-you-want-this-and-you-should-because-I'm-the-best-thing-ever" vibe.
@55, I don't think downplaying someone's "score" makes them less likely to be vain, just more likely to be insecure. I think it's better to know your worth and be confident than it is to be overly insecure. Insecurity hurts more than vanity.
@55, I don't think downplaying someone's "score" makes them less likely to be vain, just more likely to be insecure. I think it's better to know your worth and be confident than it is to be overly insecure. Insecurity hurts more than vanity.
@77, I think you misunderstood what I meant. Firstly it was laced with sarcasm since "scoring" a human being with a number is very primitive and quite ludicrous IMO. But I digress, I mean that someone who would be considered a 8-9-10 esp 9/10, usually know it. So without even taking into account you telling them their "rating"...usually they act like they already know they're a 9.9. From either being treated as such their whole life or just being self absorbed. No I'm not labeling all people that way, it's just the mindset many have.
Ah, I get you, 81. Sorry I misunderstood! It could just be super damaging to be told by someone like an SO that you're unattractive or anything to that effect.
A seven is pretty good!
That's right! I'd even settle with being a 6 and 3/4.. Atleast that's over average right?
Yes it is considering 6 is pornstar hot
It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.
Then she'd be a 9
U should be happy, that rounds up to an 8!
I thought it actually meant more like an average 9, with "really hot 7" being an 8. (This rounding stuff on unusual scales gets confusing fast...)
I bet you're a high 10!
I don't think a hot 7 = 10.
I feel like anything above what he said you are, "the hottest seven" is like reserved for strippers and other unobtainables. Lol
Uh, have you ever actually seen a stripper in person?
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Show it anyway32 it's not for not complimenting her. That didn't sound like a compliment. How is calling someone the hottest 7 a compliment. Have fun with your boyfriends making you feel insecure about yourself. You really don't find anything wrong with that compliment? Oh and btw I never directly said to dump him.
Would you rather be the hottest 7 or ugliest 8? Either way, a number scaling system isn't really the best way to compliment or convey your feelings for someone...FYL
Young men are the dumbest creatures alive. We are much better as we mature.
Not really.
#10 Ermergherd, you're, like, totes correct on that one! I mean, I can't, like, imagine how young girls must feel around you... 's cray-cray, I tell ya.
I don't think people picked up on the /sarcasm. But I see what you did there ^_^ Very spot-on impression of an ignorant, illiterate, and irritating young person. Perf, likee ttly amaze job hun (:
#45, those commas... I paused so many times in my head as I read your comment lol.
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It's not a great compliment, but at least he didn't say you're the second-hottest seven.
He doesn't really know how to flatter a woman, does he? :p well at least you're the hottest seven!