Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while....

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By lostvideo - 24/08/2010 07:25 - Israel

Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2010 04:33 - Canada

Today, after taking a pregnancy test and carefully disposing of all the evidence so no one would find out, I realized I left the receipt for it on the bathroom counter. I noticed too late as I watch my mom step out of the bathroom, and my step-father go in right after. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 04/10/2019 22:00

Today, I told my mom about the $50 I'd hidden in case of an emergency, and how I couldn't find it. She said she'd borrowed it last week. FML

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By Emil - 20/11/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2024 09:00 - Canada

Today, I set up my phone to take a time-lapse video of the sunset. When I checked the footage later, all I saw was me running back and forth because I’d forgotten my keys and wallet multiple times. FML

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Thanks for all your help

By jruth7 - 15/05/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, after being in Europe for a month, I got home to find my door wide open and all my stuff gone. I called my dad who was supposed to be watching my house. He told me I should have had someone check on my place while I was gone. FML

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RadAtThis01 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:18

???? Why not bring the camera on the trip?? that's what cameras are for!!!

null_fml 11

Tuesday 24 August 2010 16:18

He should have left an increasingly difficult series of logic puzzles as clues to its location.

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yomamasmama 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 11:47

how is this an fml? ppl loose things all the time. that's life

xxxjj18 2

Wednesday 25 August 2010 22:26

No he just doesn't wanna delete the pornos he made on it with your mom :

Random0Ryan 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 2:21

lmao madea failblog because of a camera? lmao

sandstorm890 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:28

Well at least it didn't get stolen

AshCrash_xo 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 5:11

This is so stupid.

blondie2476 9

Saturday 8 June 2013 8:25

Why didn't you just hide it yourself?

The_Mr_Troll 14

Wednesday 17 July 2013 8:42

Well at least you know it was a good spot, right?

AssassinBug 15

Thursday 5 December 2013 22:34

This happened in Jerusalem. I can not say more.

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