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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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By ToddesPizza - 20/08/2015 01:00 - United States - Coos Bay

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By glitterzebra - 09/10/2011 08:30 - United States

Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By ripo95 - 26/11/2008 06:18 - France

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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By lonely. - 15/08/2012 16:46 - United States - Buffalo

Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML

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itsalwaysfunny 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:10

Sooo... why don't you shave? I'm sorry, how is this an FML?

kxs401 0

Thursday 12 November 2009 20:26

Christ, it has nothing to do with hygiene -- it's cultural norms. Men don't shave their legs, and it's not unhygienic. What are you, twelve?

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CaptaiNiLL 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 11:43

that's disgusting just kidding but seriously

ballinballinb 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 22:12

hahah. it's funny because most of the people complaining about how 'gross' this is, are probably the ones who've experienced it as well.

DumDum999 0

Saturday 2 April 2011 20:52

Did anyone even realize OP is a girl?

rizzosierra 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:02

ew. dont wear shorts again till you take care of that

mhinaj 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 17:19

your disgusting

tamoodielovesmar 1

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:22

Shave.problem solved.

aphatpanda13 0

Friday 8 July 2011 22:28

hippy much?

daysgoby902 6

Friday 19 August 2011 2:47

that's so ******* funny

thishannahkid 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 3:45

ewww be a woman and have some pride in your legs!

ciarakennedy 4

Friday 30 September 2011 8:41

That is absolutely descusting. Shave immidiaty

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Today, Christmas Eve, I told my wife she has three presents to choose from: one large, one small and one tiny. She immediately responded, "Is the tiny one in your pants?". FML

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