Intimacy: Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments... - FML

By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2015 10:52 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I got disappointed when I realized that I had to share a bed with my husband because we had company over. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2020 19:58

Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML

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Childish but effective

By unhappy wifey - 28/09/2012 06:09 - United States - Portland

Today, my husband and I are still having a dumb fight over remodeling. He's decided to take an immature route and pretends to be asleep whenever I walk into a room so he doesn't have to talk about it. Earlier, he pretended to fall asleep at the dinner table. FML

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By anonymous2.0 - 12/10/2012 06:15 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I asked my husband to come upstairs to our bedroom, thinking I could get some "special time." It ended up with us arguing about his mother, and him falling asleep cuddling my pillow while sucking his thumb. FML

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Man cave

By Anonymous - 04/10/2023 04:00

Today, it's been about two months since I made my husband sleep in the spare room after an argument. I invited him back to our room after two nights but he refused. Since then he’s moved a TV, Xbox, fridge and new armchair into the spare room, and put a lock on the door only he has a key for. I’ve barely seen him. FML

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By cantunhear - 20/12/2014 03:16 - United States - Fishkill

Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML

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Time to bail

By Sadmomof2 - 04/01/2023 15:00

Today, during an argument, I finally told husband that I feel like he doesn’t love me or want me, but keeps me around because it’s easier since we have kids involved. I told him I would sleep in my son's room. He responded 15 min later saying he didn’t need me to. Needing and wanting are two different things. He doesn’t love me. FML

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Bed of nails

By JoanT - 31/08/2020 20:01 - United States - Kailua Kona

Today, my boyfriend’s bed is so uncomfortable that even after six months of not seeing him, I’m sleeping on the floor so I can actually get some sleep. FML

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By sillyfox4lyfe - 07/05/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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Dwindling

By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 00:00

Today, I realized that I’ve been slowly staying later and later at work, then having a glass of wine before bed to avoid my husband, because we mostly fight whenever we see each other now. FML

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StormGirl142 24

Thursday 22 December 2011 11:56

Why don't you just move the spare bed into your room?

ambamm135 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 12:00

Logic, **** logic.

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Rawrrrrx3 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 20:40

Uhm, that sounds so highschool. Just go sleep in there or switch the beds if its more comfortable. Lol, he probably thinks your a tempermental bish at this point.

wvgirl1 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:04

I do the same lol

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 22 December 2011 21:49

Way to evade a Dutch oven...

lolsppl 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:01

Agreed

CaptainCola 7

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:06

No no no, see that would be too logical

Deloochi1 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:32

Just switch beds lol

C0lt45 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:40

That's sad..

TKello 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 22:47

I wonder which is cheaper, a new mattress or a divorce?

FrankHotpants 31

Friday 23 December 2011 0:38

Share it maybe.....no...too easy?

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Friday 23 December 2011 1:45

Why not switch the beds, or get a new one? Poor guy, **** his life.

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