Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2016 05:16 - United States - Davis

Today, I realized that I will be leaving for the US Marine Corps in June, and the presidential election is in November. I could potentially be serving with Trump as my Commander-in-Chief. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 440

You deserved it 4 968

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By carboat - 28/01/2009 09:24 - United States

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 370

You deserved it 44 745

By unwed - 11/12/2010 06:56 - United States

Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 501

You deserved it 4 408

Culture war bullshit

By Anonymous - 14/05/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, I realised that American political BS is even in countries as far away as my own when I drove past a "Trump won" sign on my way home from work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 719

You deserved it 210

Reliable

By Anonymous - 14/09/2020 20:01

Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 667

You deserved it 168

Brain worms

By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my manager yelled at me for not supporting Trump, who "obviously is the best choice for president right now." We don’t even live in America, we live in England. FML

I agree, your life sucks 646

You deserved it 133

Can't escape the QAnon Flavor Aid

By Can't move out - 25/06/2021 18:01

Today, I found out my parents truly believe that Donald Trump will return to power in August. They also believed it was going to happen in March. It's like living in a death cult. Help. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 172

You deserved it 300

By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 897

You deserved it 6 160

By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 04:41 - United States - Greeley

Today, I enlisted in the military. My dad now finds it necessary to act like a drill sergeant. This includes yelling at me everywhere we go to prepare me for basic training. Training begins in four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 751

You deserved it 6 884

Libs stop being cringe challenge

By I'mmessedup - 31/03/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, I can't go on the internet without seeing my stupid fuck of a president staring down a US serviceman while deep throating a slice of pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 504

You deserved it 1 251

By Distraught - 01/03/2011 21:08 - Reserved

Today, the day before I was going to move in with my army fiancé, he was told he would be deployed very soon. I can't pay for the apartment without him, and now have to move back in with my parents until he returns from active duty. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 077

You deserved it 6 658

YippeKiay 11

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:07

I wish you luck, and thank you for serving

emeraldisle 30

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:09

I really hope Trump doesn't happen to your country.

Comments

bclancy38 5

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:36

Trump makes the most finical sense for the country. America is balls deep in debt. We need a fiscally sound president

af_ufc 12

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:44

don't vote trump vote Bernie Sanders Thank you for your service aldo don't vote Hillary

Myo_fml 20

Tuesday 23 February 2016 16:19

Awfully controlling of you to tell someone how to use their American god-given right.

demix_fml 32

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:44

That bites Hun! Here's hoping that the people in the USA know that he is just fear mongering! Good luck .

Dawnoftime 12

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:45

"Your orders, Emperor Trump." "Lead us on, God Emperor."

CaroLouWho 10

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:47

I will do everything in my power to make sure that doesn't happen. (I know my power isn't much, but I'm not letting that happen without a fight.)

GroupWorkSucks 15

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:53

Unlikely.

stangbang92 17

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:55

Not like he's your actual leader anyway. We're under United Nations now.

HollyQuinn 21

Tuesday 23 February 2016 15:55

Trump claims to be able to make America "great again" but never gives any real reasons as to how he's going to do that. I.E. he can't. I.E. he's an idiot. Please don't inflict him on the rest of the world, let alone yourselves.