Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal,...

By shield1123 - 29/09/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I realized that my bike was stolen. It was no big deal, my name and number was on it, but it was a crappy bike anyway. I live 3 miles away, and while I was on my walk home I noticed a bike had been thrown through my principal's window. Who's bike was it? Mine. FML

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By Amandajean32 - 05/08/2010 00:02 - United States

Today, I came home from work to find the lock to my bike busted and my bike stolen. The worst part was a nicer bike was sitting right next to it without a lock. FML

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BIKES!

By Jjay08 - 26/04/2016 21:17 - United States - Miles City

Today, I discovered a purple BMX bike abandoned in my front yard. I wondered why it was there, until I looked over to discover that my own bike had been stolen. I guess they liked mine better. FML

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BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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Frustration level 100

By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Arrest them!

By chris - 14/06/2011 05:10 - United States

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Nicked

By TheJeremyMoe - 11/08/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, my bike was stolen. Partially. Since I always locked it up, some asswipe thought it would be funny to steal the handlebar stem and the seat, leaving the actual handlebar dangling by the brake cables. Since there was no way to steer or sit, I had to carry my bike one mile back to my dorm. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By Blue_Heart - 05/09/2015 18:47 - Canada - Brampton

Today, I decided to bike to work. I normally forget the key to my lock, so I leave it out back and hope that nobody takes it, and nobody does. I finally remembered my lock key so I chained it up. After my 7 hour shift, I walk to the back only to find the lock had been cut, and my bike was gone. FML

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By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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jasonsexcema 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 9:46

your principal's window. are you SURE you're not bart simpson?

Vacant 7

Tuesday 29 September 2009 11:42

The thing is, especially with that information on it, who WOULD throw their own bike through the principal's window? So I don't think you have anything to worry about, OP.

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lifeinhd 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 12:12

Just tell him you lost control a bit. I'm sure he'll understand.

xxBAMFxx 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 13:02

****...

Eashag 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:55

Dude, I think you're missing the point. The bike had HIS name on it and it had been THROWN through the principals window, it's not as if the principal had stolen it.

Glam_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 15:57

I'm assuming the OP was at some sort of school, since those are the only places that have principals. Which would then mean they lived 3 miles from the school that they attended. Yes, it is a poorly written FML, but I didn't think it was THAT hard to figure out...

RatIsKing 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 16:27

oh wow, that sucks so bad. hopefully your principal will be understanding, although I doubt that will happen

shelboo_fml 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 18:31

Jeeze.. Some people have such a low self-esteem that they feel the need to find ANY flaw, even a COMMON flaw, to poke at. -Spelling- Stop being such a downer and go find someone to give you a pity hug. As for the fml, the kid could talk his way out of it, because who WOULD be so stupid to do that? Unless the kid has a record of doing stupid shit like this of course. Someone clearly hates his guts.

jSOPURE 3

Tuesday 29 September 2009 18:48

This FML reminds me of an old tire commercial. Sorry. =(

kk611 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 19:07

Doesn't sound like an FML to me. Actually it looks like everything was fine. The bike was found, and it did some good while it was missing.

averagexbecca 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 21:46

They live 3 miles from something - it obviously doesn't matter what - and on this 3 mile walk they passed their principal's house. They didn't have to go inside the house to see it, or look through the window; probably the cops had been called and the bike was out in the driveway in plain view. Happy? It's terribly written; big deal, get over it.