By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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bhurberry 0

:( Cut your pubes then..

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Mrogge 6

Had a friend who always said: "It's not the size of the wand, but the magic that's in it!" Don't fret it. Not everyone is a size queen.

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Cerauno 0

YDI for your lack of basic hygiene. Unless your penis is about an inch long, in which case, you have my sympathies.

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ThatPiercedGuy 0

I have the same problem if I don't shave. The difference is I'm a pre-op transmale. Better hope you have some super long pubes man.

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SamanthaLovr 0

... y would u wan to post that? yes, this was a great idea... now MORE gals will wanna sleep with u

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IrishPrincess18 0

that is disgusting! or maybe your just tiny :)..?

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belgiumwafle 0

uhhh.... how close attention were u giving it?

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vindicatedkay 0

Sounds like it's been a while since someone got laid.....

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