By dawg3360 - 07/06/2009 06:02 - Canada

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
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liketoknow 0

eeee www..... Small dick

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hellokittywhore 0

or a very fat belly. either wayy ewww. but some people are chubby chasers, so hopefully just fatt. :D

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jondivey 9

just because anyone that fat or who has that small of a dick probably has self esteem issues, it doesnt seem likely they would post it on fml, im gonna call f.a.k.e.

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OliviaaBabiie 0

why don't you hook up with him since you're a ***** and everything, or do you have an obsession with hello kitty at the age if 18 or over? I cant choose which is worse.

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OliviaaBabiie 0

- clearly for HelloKittyWhore

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dondomom 0

Today, i realized i had to lift up my penis too see my fat. FML

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lebronesque73091 12

Lose some weight or quit complaining.

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honne_tatemae 9

Find your penis! Find your penis! Oh hey I found my penis.

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Jennika 0

If you really MUST see your penis, buy a telescope! I'm scared your fat might smoosh the girl' s head that goes down on you. :P heehee

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hpnerd 0

That sucks. Time for some sit ups and healthy food? Good luck!

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AnnaT24 2

HAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing, sorry bro.

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