By fs - 23/11/2013 23:45 - United States - Northfield

Today, I realized that no matter what I accomplish in life, I'll always be remembered for being the son of a woman so stupid that she claimed she used to be Elvis Presley's mistress. She was still an infant when he died. FML
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KasiaLilith 13

You have an extra push to graduate, get a job and move out on your own ASAP, nobody has to know who your mom is and what she has done. On other hand, as long as she was a good mom to you, you should jot be embarrassed of her.

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perdix 29

So, if he was The King, that would make you The Prince, so you can party in your little, red Corvette like it's 1999.

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sourgirl101 28

Funny enough, both Prince and the OP are from Minnesota.

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perdix 29

#45, maybe they are the same guy!!!

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thatguynow 13

Looks like her sanity left the building.

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skittyskatbrat 19

Embarrassing for now, but seriously, in a few years, no one is going to care. You'll giggle and share the story with your friends and they'll be equally amused and tell you about THEIR crazy relatives. We all have them. Sucks for now, but it's a great source of humor in a few more years! Just make sure you are faaaar away from her ;)

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stewpididiot 11

Well, Elvis DID like 'em young... But hey... That's going al title far....

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Gingerette 8

Both of these responses are sad. Since you don't know the op, maybe both of you ought to not say anything in speculation of what the op will do.

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