By Username - 29/07/2011 19:17 - United States

Today, I realized that since I started working full time, the only friend I have left is my cat. Lonely and bored out of my mind, I told him about my day. He decided to end the conversation by shitting on the floor. FML
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TheBrickWithouse 10

timing is everything, i guess. FYL.

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mintgreen 6

That's the cat's way of saying he cares about you. At least now you're not bored. :-)

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whatever222 3

dude do you want to end up an old lady with only her cats to console you??....cut back

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nickmeier1 4

You're a epic fail...I hope you don't grow up to be one of the people who own 50 cats.

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AlejandraaxD 0

What's wrong with people who own 50 cats?

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forgettingsunday 0

considering you just said "epic fail", I wouldn't be talking.

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reesamichelle 0

That's not nice. Judging people and calling them an 'epic fail'? That ain't the solution bro.

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Goodatbeingbad 9

He obviously got his point across about how he thought your day went.

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sicnesses 6

Well at least he have you an opinion

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DrunkSwagger 2

Go to a bar get drunk. You'll meet new ppl. And get rid of the cat buy a dog. And find a girlfriend you'll be good.

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amuck 0

exactly what I said, get a dog and feed the cat to him

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JakeLee 6

normally there has to be two individuals talking in order for it to be a conversation...

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rattusrattus 18

One can always imagine that the cat is responding. One can then start to wonder about one's sanity.

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