that's pretty much every night for me but he doesn't always shit

When the cat ***** on the floor, they're protesting the state of their litter box.

That's why you should have turtles as friends, instead of cats.

And that's how life goes sometimes.

he took in what you were saying but he let it pass very quickly

Awww I'm very sorry :(

Has anyone else noticed that the person called Username (the writer of this FML) had written A LOT of FMLs that are from different points of view? Say when he/she said that "his wife and children were in the hospital together" or say, the post right above this one that talks about how his/her little brother being the favorite! and if you look at where it is, this post was from the U.S while the post above it was from a different country! and they aren't even a day apart... suspicious, isn't it?

oops, i meant the comment right above this one that talks about how her/his sister married the person that bullied him/her through high school

YDI for not making time for friends. I don't care how busy you are, you should always make time for friends, if for no other reason, so you don't go batshit insane. Hang out with your friends. It's good to hang out with your friends. Your cat is not your friend. He is your pet. I love my dog; but she is not my friend. Hang out with your friends.

I'll be your friend op :)