Animals: Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the...

By Chubsley - 21/02/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 05:22 - United States - Tucson

Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML

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By Hairball - 01/09/2009 18:05 - United States

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

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Snack time

By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake

Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 03:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I decided to snack on some MandM's. I saw my dog sniffing something and realized one of my MandM's had fallen on the floor. To prevent my dog from eating the chocolate, I hurriedly snatched the MandM off the ground and ate it. When I bit down, I realized it wasn't an MandM. It was a dead beetle. FML

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Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

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Rushed off my feet

By Anja - 05/07/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I woke up late and grabbed what I thought was a granola bar on my way out. It wasn’t until I was halfway through eating it that I realized it was a dog treat. I had the godawful taste in my mouth all throughout the day, despite several cans of Pepsi and Mountain Dew. FML

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Yummy

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML

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Spinach 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 18:04

My half-blind mostly unable to taste grandfather did this once. His reaction: "It's not half bad."

NorfolkDude 2

Saturday 21 February 2009 16:24

Honestly though the dog jerky vs human jerky is the same thing though just with a different package. Sort of like peanut for parrots... it's the same thing for both people and parrots except one bag says it's for parrots and the other not. So it's just a matter of names rather than what the object actually represents.

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Roobydo 0

Monday 30 March 2009 1:37

no worries, man. my parents used to get this "chicken jerky" for my dog, and one time, seeing an empty bag, my dad got onto me because i was "spoiling the dog" by giving him treats too often. they were really good.

anonymous_one_26 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:13

Who cares if it is for dogs. If you liked it, then you liked it.

Etc80 0

Friday 3 April 2009 18:51

#11 HEHEHEHE *Imagines*

o_x_fml 7

Friday 24 April 2009 22:20

Lol, I've ate that stuff before, and it was pretty good.

GMSD213 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:33

Ive ate dog jerky. Then i threw up. FYL for liking it.

Hich17 0

Friday 12 June 2009 9:41

That's no beef jerky! Iiiiiiiit's BEGGIN!!!!!

BrEnNo1023 5

Wednesday 19 August 2009 17:39

this FML wouldn't be complete without you telling us that 'they tasted good' or 'I loved them' or something. that'd be pretty cool. I'm a bit worried that you didn't read the packet though... that's why pet food has pictures on them.. to let people who can't (or just DON'T) read writing that it actually is pet food. I remember a story i was told ages ago: people from overseas who couldn't read english apparently ate canned cat food thinking it was just a normal fish kind of meal...because on the no-name generic brand tins there was no picture to identify that it was actual pet food 0.o scary stuff. But all seemed to end well for you, i guess you're still alive right? and hey, in the end it's just beef - it's probably of slightly lower quality, but it's still beef. bon apetit

Icarp 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 10:56

Animal food is a lower quality than human food. It does not have to follow strict handling and processing guidelines. It won't kill you but there may be some... issues with it.