Dogs, Food and Animals: Yummy

Yummy

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I saw a commercial for some sort of meaty beef dish. The camera zoomed in and my mouth watered because it looked so delicious. Then flashed the next scene: Golden Retrievers running through a field, then eating from their bowl. My mouth just watered for a dog food commercial. FML

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By kibblegirl - 06/06/2019 00:01

Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML

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By doglover - 03/11/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, a Milkbone commercial came on TV. At the end of it, they whistle and throw a Milkbone across the screen, prompting my 100lb German Shepherd to leap off the couch and run head on into my new plasma screen TV. FML

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By ChelseaRae - 06/07/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I was flipping through a magazine and saw an ad that had the line "No corn, no wheat, no soy", all of which I'm severely allergic to. I got so excited at the prospect of having a food I could eat, I fell out of my chair. I then realized it was an ad for dog food. FML

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By loves the smell of burning flesh - 01/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, I drove past a fragrant steakhouse and my mouth began to water and my stomach started rumbling, which would've been perfectly fine if it wasn't for the fact that I'm a vegan and an animal lover. My confused body craves burning flesh. FML

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By Chubsley - 21/02/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, I realized that the beef jerky someone had left on the counter and that I'd been sneaking a few pieces of every morning had a cartoon dog holding two strips of beef jerky. I wondered why nobody else was eating it. It was beef jerky for dogs. FML

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By fuckendog - 25/07/2014 06:05 - Australia - Virginia

Today, I was cooking bacon while my dog watched me, drooling. I thought this was funny and I teased her a bit. I then slipped in the drool as I was carrying the bacon and she got to enjoy it. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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Tasty!

By Andrew Williams - 12/01/2023 06:00

Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML

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Yummy

By Sisi - 29/08/2016 16:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2020 07:56 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I heard my mom say to the dogs, "Are you hungry? Do you want something tasty out of the garbage can?" Don’t worry though, she probably only meant the one in our garden, where she keeps the deer heads. FML

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yesmy_love 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:10

hey, it's a recession. dog food is cheaper anyways.

philopastry 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:22

Im so glad this has happened to someone else....... sometimes they just look so tasty

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yesmy_love 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:10

hey, it's a recession. dog food is cheaper anyways.

020266t 5

Friday 4 February 2011 3:17

#1: Tottaly

becky_becks 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:10

Not necessarily an FML, more like a chubby-chub move.

XxGivesMEhellxX 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:10

That's not so FML, it's not like anyone saw you drooling and slobbering over it

Art_Vandeley 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:11

I`ve tried dogfood. It`s not that bad actually.

5bye7 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:11

ok this is stupid

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:12

How did you not know that was dog food. You must eat some terrible, terrible shit on the daily. I wanna puke when I see that shit.

InfamousRaider 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:48

Some dog foods can be very human looking but I must agree

Drode 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 16:15

"Oh noes I mistook dog food for real food. FML FML FML" Come on at least you werent eating when you discovered it was dog food. Plus maybe thats a good thing that dog food looks good. If you would consider eating it Im sure the dog would like it. Im not an expert on what good for dogs though, so who knows.