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By thesadone - 03/07/2010 06:49 - United States

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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By Anon - 27/05/2023 22:00

Today, my phone thought my armpit was my face. FML

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By Display - 27/09/2012 04:10 - France - Paris

Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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You deserved it 7 231

By ryanharp2 - 27/07/2012 05:05 - United States - Conway

Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2012 19:39 - United States - Richland

Today, I finally got my hands on the new iPhone 5, after I pulled it out of a patient's rectum. FML

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You deserved it 2 957

By anonymous - 18/02/2012 22:07 - United States

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 691

You deserved it 26 139

By anonymas - 29/01/2010 15:29 - Norway

Today, I found out my dad bought an iPhone. I've spent the better part of the last six months teaching him how to check his email and online newspapers. FML

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You deserved it 3 626

By phoneless - 17/04/2012 19:23 - Jordan

Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML

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You deserved it 26 234

By surfer - 21/07/2014 17:14 - United States - New York

Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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You deserved it 26 243

By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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You deserved it 29 179

By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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trexbby 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:52

honestly that's ******* amazing haha. :)

danipoo4u 0

Saturday 3 July 2010 18:52

Haha wow I am about to so try that right now lol

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biancak105 10

Saturday 11 February 2012 12:45

Thank you for inspiring me to try this. It has changed my life.

amandaalibrandi 5

Friday 16 March 2012 20:24

It works! :)

Wolfhaley 2

Tuesday 22 May 2012 16:10

Yup, works.

kittygirl21 5

Monday 2 July 2012 22:53

Aww I can't get mine to work :(

gr3enw1lly17 5

Sunday 15 July 2012 0:19

You must be really boring

bubbiebear 7

Friday 5 October 2012 5:59

I just found that out a couple days ago! Haha

SBCR_fml 6

Tuesday 6 November 2012 7:53

It totally does! Lmfao

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Saturday 16 February 2013 12:13

Somebody must have been REALLLY bored.

teentee401 36

Wednesday 8 May 2013 5:13

I'm ashamed to day that after reading this FML I tried it. :/ It works

hobojo69 23

Monday 9 September 2013 7:56

After reading this I hit the "I agree ur life sucks button" with my nipple haha!

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Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try the ice cubes in the vagina thing we'd read about. He kept sticking one in after another and they got stuck. My vagina had a brain freeze for a half an hour. FML

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Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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Today, my cousin died of a very treatable illness. She was pressured into herbal and holistic "faith healing" instead of seeking "poisonous western filth". Her husband, church and family all seem to think she made the right choice. I’ve been shunned for disagreeing. FML

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Today, the man I love and who loves me ended our relationship. Why? Because I want to work 3 days a week, which wouldn’t conform to the traditional gender roles he envisions his future wife having. FML

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Today, I had a gym date with a girl from Tinder. As soon as I saw her loading up the 45s, I knew I was in trouble. She could squat and leg-press over 100 lbs more than me on both. Somehow she let me come over that night anyway. I challenged her to a wrestling match to try and gain back my pride, then she made me tap out. FML

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Today, my counsellor said that my venting needs to stop with this session, and that I needed to have goals towards which she can help me go. But I'm so lonely and just wanted to talk to someone. So now, a person won't take money from me to listen to me. FML

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