Kids: Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty...

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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By compulsiveliarssaytheylikeme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Sayre

Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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Saturday 13 November 2010 19:53

Family is the best because they always tell the truth.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:05

Mm that's some sexy lungs, babe. Girl, I got an x Ray back at my place, you wanna see my 8 inch liver?

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sinnedrebel 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:00

man you have a great sister that looks out for your little brother lime that, not letting him go down the wring path.

nmyybandteex3 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:01

awh, well maybeh when he gets older he'll still think you're beautiful? keep thee hopes up! :):).

hcovballer247 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:13

Most guys don't call girls pretty because they don't have the guts to tell them.

sectator 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:46

Only 12 year olds, if they're older than that it's probably because the're not pretty.

wwerulez14 6

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:20

Really? Hmm. I don't have a problem with telling a girl she's pretty. Guess I'm just odd eh?

MisherzzSquisher 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 22:15

awww lol that's mean

vampirefreak13 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 23:38

Girl's who say that are just jealous of how pretty you are :)

dlangel 2

Sunday 14 November 2010 0:45

I like to go with the kids answer cuz they r the ones who are usually so honest- like the kids who call some random person fat in the store.

ejoyy 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 1:58

beauty costs hunny . but can always go fake maybe that will help? xD

parisdenise 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 3:19

yikes harsh!!!

iceex56 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 4:32

sorry OP):

cayleen16 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:42

awe :(don't worry one day ull find a guy who thinks ur beautiful just the way u r :))))

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Today, my long distance girlfriend of almost two years broke up with me because I didn't like her drinking and driving. Her reasoning was, "I don't go out that often so what's the problem?" or "I'm safe when I drive drunk." Yeah? How many drunk drivers thought the same then wrapped their car around a tree? FML

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Today, my long-distance boyfriend came to see me and told me that he had a surprise for me. I was excited at the idea of a romantic gesture, but forgot about it until he arrived and things began heating up. As I was removing his pants, I said, "Ooh, you shaved!" to which he replied, "Surprise!" FML

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Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

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Today, in the morning, my wife and I were having hot but silent sex on my futon while our 3 year-old slept in his crib. It was going great until my turn to come when I released a loud, "AARRGHHHHHH". My son promptly got up, took one look at me and his mother's back, then promptly went back to sleep without a word. FML

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Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML

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