Intimacy: Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would...

By IbetIgotAIDS - 12/09/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

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By ekaay - 16/01/2018 15:00

Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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By the_lonely_life - 27/06/2013 01:02 - United States

Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML

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By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By eugh - 07/05/2021 14:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2014 15:47 - United States - Kennett

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

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By ADickySituation - 05/05/2013 04:14 - United States - Wilmette

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML

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Gross

By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 17:00 - Canada - Elora

Today, I was cleaning my older brother's room in my mom's house after he had just moved out with his girlfriend. I guess I was multitasking a little too much and not paying too much attention to what I was doing and I realized 15 seconds later, I was holding a used condom in my right hand. FML

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They grow up so fast these days…

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 06:00

Today, my 5 year-old and I walked in on a girl giving her boyfriend a blow job in the washroom at the playground. Last week we found a crack pipe on the picnic table. So many conversations I wish we could have waited for… FML

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By myself - 20/09/2012 07:00 - United States - Seaside

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

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Monday 12 September 2011 22:57

That blows!

Hockey_fan 0

Monday 12 September 2011 23:00

Well that really sucks" That really "Dampened" your spirits That "blows" Well..we all seen it "Coming" ...I'm sorry

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icculouso 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 5:11

Oh. My. God. Probably the grossest thing I've ever heard

varkey 7

Thursday 15 September 2011 6:30

That's gross. You're lucky to be alive. But seriously, who blows up already soggy balloons? That's gross even if they're just balloons. Even kids should have more sense than that. Well, FYL because this is truly horrendous.

phillsand 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 7:41

Gross. Y'all never caught anything? Stds?

fatalwish 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 8:06

Wow so thats what the bumps are on the sides of your mouth lol

jetsticks 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 19:32

What? The liquid goo in each one didn't raise any flags?

randii3660 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 22:53

Gross!!

Hisfav1 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:37

Omg....

ellakacyme22 6

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:47

seriously you did say you and your brother was doing this for the good part of your childhood which is why am asking were did you grow up and how are you now

Grimsey 4

Friday 16 September 2011 2:42

Yup, posts like this are the reason I am so nervous with letting my young kids play outside (even with me there watching them)... If it's not used needles in playgrounds its used condoms, drugs or wack job petifiles... **** I really hate our society most days. And don't any of you come back and tell me to teach my kids about this kind of stuff. I know to teach my kids about these dangers, but they are still to young to fully understand, and too unaware of their surroundings when playing (ALL kids are).