Today I realized that the reason I play BioShock Infinite so...

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2017 22:54 - Georgia

Today I realized that the reason I play BioShock Infinite so much is that Elizabeth (main character) is the only "person" that makes me feel warm, welcome, and important. Been single for more than four years. Clearly, it has begun to affect me. FML

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 6 March 2017 6:15

Bioshock for the win! Sorry you've been single for so long.

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XCoraline_CrossX 17

Monday 6 March 2017 6:15

Bioshock for the win! Sorry you've been single for so long.

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