By Username - 03/05/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML
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marijuanasmoker4 3

You could gain more weight, and just roll across the crosswalk.

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shutupYDI 4

No one ever makes it in time. i weigh 50 kg and i always have to run just to make it to the other side.

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mango260 9

lols size one? is that skinny enough? :PP

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jose1760 1

I bet you make it in time if there is a Donut shop on the other side...

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karmaplz 3

That's actually a fantastic reason to lose weight-- that is used as a scientific measurement in healthcare, if people can walk fast enough for community ambulation (i.e. able to cross the crosswalk in time!) :) Good job!

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victorioustunnel 0

so???? WTF this isn't an fml at all go home

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maryrain 0

sound like a good enough reason to me I mean, do you want to be hit by a car?!

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HayHayMoose 0

hahahaha. aww. that sucks.

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kurlee 1

it's okay I'm almost the same way

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