Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under...

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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By WestboroBC - 03/02/2009 22:56 - United States

Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML

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By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

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Thanks, lady!

By hopeless cluts - 29/01/2012 07:36 - Canada

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

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By This girl - 19/12/2011 18:01 - United States

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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Thanks dude

By no snow day - 05/02/2014 14:07 - United States - Round Lake

Today, like every day, I had to walk to my bus stop. The only difference today is there was snow and ice over everything. Not only did I slip and fall, soaking both myself and the contents of my bag, the bus driver saw me there at the bus stop and drove straight past. FML

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By fml - 04/01/2010 03:50 - Canada

Today, I walked to the end of my driveway to pick up the newspaper. I read the front page that was talking about people who have been getting hurt from slipping on ice. Laughing about that thought and walking up my driveway, I slipped. FML

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By lynn777 - 04/04/2011 20:42 - Canada

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2015 22:07 - Canada - Brampton

Today, while walking to work, I sneezed so violently that I slipped on a patch of ice and hit the ground hard, badly spraining my shoulder. I lay there in agony as a pair of bystanders just stood there, laughing their asses off. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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Kukironosuke 16

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:10

bet he has

powersmoke 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:15

Can't help ya, gotta mail to deliver or I'll be out of a job!

Comments

Kukironosuke 16

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:10

bet he has

Sirin_fml 46

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:12

(-:,`

powersmoke 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:15

Can't help ya, gotta mail to deliver or I'll be out of a job!

ohmygoodnex 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 0:45

..And foreclosure.

Kukironosuke 16

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:16

idk... he is the mailman, I hear them types make an appearence several times a week

TrijonVirus 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:20

well this can't be an FML cause the dude saw worst so what the hell dude! dust your self off and walk again.

DreamerofWorlds 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:50

What #4 said. Especially if the weather is shitty, he might have been behind schedule and didn't have time to help. I'm sure he's probably not only seen worse, but probably had worse happen to him with his job. I wouldn't say YDI, but not really FML either. You were already wet and muddy, there's nothing he could have done about that.

Lahir 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 6:17

Wtf helping someone up only takes a minute so it wouldn't affect his schedule.

guitardedman 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 17:07

mailmen and delivery men typically develop back problems as part of their profession (lifting shit all day and carrying things), and it's quite possible that he could not lift you off the ground. he could just not care about your problems. did you expect him to pull out a towel and a mug of cocoa and hold you until you felt better?