Poopoo peepee and Kids: Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad....

By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:19

pee on him/her. that'll show him.

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Soulathyia 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:16

Does he have ADHD? Seriously he's a bit old to be doing crap like such. I'd make him lick the radiator clean.

sasharaee 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:23

lmao! i know, right?

Soulathyia 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:28

Right. :)

whatwasthatnoise 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:42

wow, you must have some sort of super heated radiator for it to steam and sizzle..like seriously..thats just not gonna happen

allen20 0

Monday 11 January 2010 0:55

wats a radiator

blastvortex 3

Monday 11 January 2010 0:57

I'll bet he won't be laughing as his arms sizzle from the Indian burns you're gonna give him. Burn, baby, burn!

Soulathyia 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:08

Seriously as I siad earlier make him lick the radiator clean.

ANTONKR 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

Is he disabled or something?

CYNNER 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:49

Why don't you direct him to something more clean. like a trash can near the toilet.

UrNewAddiction94 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:55

haha[: that's kinda awesome.

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