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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 17:43 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, in an attempt to potty train my step-son, my boyfriend and I put underwear on him, hoping that when he peed himself, he would realize using the potty is the way to go. Instead, he peed while sitting on the couch, got up, took off the underwear, and then switched seats. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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Learning curve

By diapersplease - 07/06/2015 01:17 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I found out my husband potty trained my stubborn three year-old son who prefers diapers. He managed this by peeing with him and "sword-fighting" with their urine streams. I now have to clean pee off the ground every time he urinates. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 14:00

Today, my not-quite-potty-trained toddler niece had a 'wee accident' in my bed. I used towels to mop it up and changed the sheets. Later, I had the bright idea to dry it faster by turning the electric blanket on high. Now my room smells like burned urine. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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Training day

By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 21:52 - United States

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to let my 19-month-old son watch me pee, since I'm trying to potty train him. I didn't consider that he might try to grab my penis. When he did, I was startled and peed all over the floor and my son. Good job dad. FML

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By TiredMommy - 20/04/2017 18:00 - United States - Southbridge

Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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Battousai124 7

Tuesday 10 October 2023 17:24

Maybe use detergent, instead of putting the pee soaked rags in the dryer.

Justkidding100 41

Tuesday 10 October 2023 17:40

either you're overfilling your laundry or you just didn't use detergent but a deep wash is definitely enough to clean urine. unless you meant you only used the dryer??

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Battousai124 7

Tuesday 10 October 2023 17:24

Maybe use detergent, instead of putting the pee soaked rags in the dryer.

Justkidding100 41

Tuesday 10 October 2023 17:40

either you're overfilling your laundry or you just didn't use detergent but a deep wash is definitely enough to clean urine. unless you meant you only used the dryer??

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 10 October 2023 17:45

If you used enough chemicals, the pee smell should have come out. It sounds like there's more than one source of pee. Are you and your pets also peeing on his clothes? You should stop that!

Chazzster 28

Tuesday 10 October 2023 18:34

Detergent and an oxi bleach like oxiclean generally takes care of smells without damaging colors like a chlorine bleach will do. Don’t overstuff the washer. The washer needs a bit of space to get the clothes clean.

emmalou 19

Tuesday 10 October 2023 18:41

Mom to mom tip, rinse first with 1/4 cup of vinegar(I use it for every wash load because it cleans and prevents the build up of soap that will damage the machine)(1/4cup of vinegar &2tblsp of soap for all size loads) Also baking soda is great for removing smells Hope this helps!