Poopoo peepee and Kids: Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad....

By Amber - 10/01/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, I found out why my bathroom has been smelling so bad. My 10-year-old son has been peeing on the radiator, thinking it's fun to watch it steam and sizzle. FML

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By richkief76 - 10/05/2011 02:34

Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By fml9124 - 21/12/2019 05:00

Today, my wife caught our six-year-old son peeing in the bathroom sink. He pulled his little stool up in front, that he uses to brush his teeth, and was peeing in the sink. When we asked why, he said that he wanted to pee like a man, "like we do at football games." My son is using our bathroom sink as an urinal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center

Today, my 5-year-old son thought it'd be a good idea to pee into the heat vent in the hallway of our apartment building. The whole building now smells like urine. The landlord is a 6-foot ex-convict. He wants answers. FML

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By tony - 24/07/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2023 17:00

Today, I've been potty training my son and almost all of his clothes have been peed on, but for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to do all the laundry together. When I was getting it out of the dryer, everything smelled like pee. FML

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By neednewfriends - 19/12/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I ran into the living room when I heard the smoke alarm going off. Turns out, my friend thought it was a good idea to melt a plastic cup on my floor heater. He also thought the best way to put it out was to urinate on it. My house smells like burnt pee. FML

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By IAmACoolCat - 05/07/2011 16:41 - United States

Today, I found my dad using my bathroom. Why? Because he "had to take a crap" and didn't want to stink up his own bathroom. FML

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By Ishowet - 31/05/2017 12:00 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my five-year-old son told me that I smell bad and asked me to take a shower so I wouldn't attract bugs into the house. I had just showered. FML

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By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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Sunday 10 January 2010 23:18

Jesus! How hot do you have your radiator that his pee sizzles? How is your house not on fire?

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 23:19

pee on him/her. that'll show him.

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suii 0

Monday 11 January 2010 14:23

YDI for not raising your child properly, he's ten years old and should know better.

nori313 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:10

haha i only believe it cuz i used to do the same thing! when i was like...10...

BoBoIsClown 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:21

wait... your NOT supposed to do that?

BoBoIsClown 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:23

rub his face on it

darkerkiller89 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:50

why would he still be doing that at ten?

bumbum92 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 7:59

haha this could be really cute depending on how old he is

BBKat 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 0:55

The kid is ten, didn't you read the post, it says right in the first line, 'My 10 year old son'.

Kellmaster36 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 9:34

haha sounds like something I would do and I'm 12

dagoboyantonelli 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 5:47

i want kids so bad thier so funney and reading this made my day

stella2fast 2

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:17

Are you serious???!!!! WTF???!!!!! Is this FML real????

liliumlies 0

Friday 29 January 2010 9:38

my 9 year old cousin thinks it's fun to pee in a mason jar and put it on the back of the toilet.Boys do weird shit when they are little.

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I just can't hide it

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