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By seriouslydad - 08/05/2016 13:11 - Canada - Niagara Falls

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Today, I realized why my dad got mad when he found out that my girlfriend and I have sex. Turns out he's jealous because he thinks she's hot, and wishes he was the one sleeping with her. FML
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toastbrot 9

your dad is a little bit disgusting...

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Comments

MidnaLink 33

What is it with older guys and minors, anyway? Does statutory rape not mean a damn thing nowadays?

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fakedsincerity 32

Who said anything about minors? The son and girlfriend could be 25 for all we know. The gross part is the father thinking of his sons girlfriend that way, regardless of age. Super disrespectful to both of them.

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MidnaLink 33

You're just really gunning for me, aren't you?

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fakedsincerity 32

I have no idea if we've ever interacted before. I rarely look at names or profile pictures, just comment on whatever catches my eye. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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trucker2 33

Your girlfriend just needs to tell him she don't intend to iron his wrinkles out

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Bairseach 6

That's.... that's kinda gross... and creepy.

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ThunderLightTSV 31

Yea, cause that's totally not ****** disturbing...

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_heavenlysasa 16

This really pissed me off like ew wtf?

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embarass 14

I would suggest setting up some boundaries and having her keep her distance just to be safe

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Niz_DD 14

That is one hell of a creepy compliment

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Misoranomegami 16

Or OP's dad thinks he's not old enough to handle the responsibilities of sex and OP is justifying it because his gf is hot so his dad must just be jealous. "Realizing" his dad wants to sleep with his gf is neither his dad saying he wants to or trying to.

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meowsiph1203 3

wtf did I just read..

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